Every hobby has its own language, and metal detecting has more than most. Spend ten minutes on a detecting forum or stand next to an old hand in a muddy field and you’ll hear a stream of words that mean absolutely nothing to the uninitiated. People talk about digging a BOAT, getting skunked, chasing a screamer, or lobbing some hedge fodder over the fence. This is our "just for fun" glossary of that lingo, the daft, the affectionate, and the gently self-mocking words detectorists actually use. UK and US terms are both here, marked where it matters. None of it is official. All of it is real.